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Highlight of senior worth Apr. 12th, 2005 @ 10:47 pm
Today has been pretty chill, I acutally stayed awake in chemistry today. I didn't pay attention to what was going on but I did learn the number of dots per square on the ceiling so I feel like i accomplished something. after school i revamped my presentation for my senior project, then went to the gym and snuck andrew in... then I had my presentation where I had entered....well....less the adequately ready. I fucked up my presentation and Murphy's Law struck when my computer program wouldn't work anymore for my presentation. Now i'm sitting here eating carrots, gosh carrots are fun to eat, i can't remember the last time i had this much fun by myself. I started the bag with two pounds, i've been eating for the past nine minutes and more than half the bag is gone. I wish i hadn't eaten all the blackberries while driving.

Good job on becoming the Sandstorm master gigga.

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Polaroids, gosh that's funny.
Current Mood: eating carrots
Current Music: eating carrots

Apr. 11th, 2005 @ 07:39 pm
Good great greasey grimey balls of fire, the owner of the Maybach is my neighbor with the 3 million dollar house. for those of you non car mongers, the Maybach is a rich ass luxury car with over 500 horsepower, v-8, and a price tag starting at around 400 G's. i want to go shake his hand right now but he's in the middle of a conversation with a poor man.
Current Mood: pantless
Current Music: mike snoring

Apr. 10th, 2005 @ 10:44 pm
A - Age you got your first kiss: 5
B - Band listening to right now: "What women want"
C - Crush: "Jack"
D - Dad's name: Maroof
E - Easiest person to talk to: the gorilla on my chair
F - Favorite band at the moment: 3 6 mafia
G - Gummy worms or gummy bears?: both are sacriligous flavored damnit
H - Hometown: shit on a stick
I - Instruments: trombone, tuba, baritone, saxaphone, violin
J - Junior High: Max Abbott bitches
K - Kids: 967,543+
L - Longest car ride ever: 14 hours
M - Mom's name: Tamida
N - Nicknames: Monty, Money, Monto, Munta, Mountasia, Muntastar, Muntasur, Jim
O - One wish: for "Pimp my ride" to pimp my ride
P - Phobia[s]: fish
Q - Quote: "Trying is the first step towards failure."
R - Reason(s) to smile: Trix yogurt
S - Song you sang last: "Turn Turn"
T - Time you woke up [today]: 11:45, then back to sleep trying to reach the door
U - Unknown fact about me: i have ten toes
V - Vegetable you hate: squash
W - Worst habit(s): remembering what i'm doing
X - X-rays you've had: head
Y - Yummy food: chop sticks
Z - Zodiac sign: Gemini
Current Mood: Buy 10 frozen drinks, get 11th
Current Music: THe bedford introduction to Literature

Apr. 6th, 2005 @ 11:40 pm
Today was chill, school was okay. They finally printed my opinion thing about the prom in the paper. Half the people that read it think i'm a homosexual with a gay lover named Jack and the other half that isn't fucking retarded realized the true meaning. My calculus teacher saw it and said he was worried about me and thinks that i might need some help. My friend ed thought that Jack Daniels was a super hero that had a blue ox (dumb colombian with crazy brain from too much drug sellin'). Currently i'm still working on perfecting my dash and this afternoon i broke part of my door which i want be able to get off. also my friend ed lost some screws neccesary to connect my door buttons to the actual door.

This afternoon was pretty cool. When i came home my mom saw the writing on my arm that said "I'm bisexual" and was acting queer about it. I think i was suppose to help my mom do something right now but i forgot....again.

I see a rolex in front of me, i think i'll wear it tomarrow.

"Thursday"

The day named after the Norse god Thor. In the Norse languages this day is called Torsdag. The Romans named this day dies Jovis ("Jove's Day"), after Jove or Jupiter, their most important god. Thursday is a 1998 American movie written and directed by Skip Woods. The movie is noted as following on the same feel of Quentin Tarantino works, particularly Pulp Fiction.
Current Mood: Upholstered Back and Tight Sea
Current Music: Hand Carved Armchair with Oval

Grapes are damn good Apr. 5th, 2005 @ 11:58 pm
The world seems almost said when people are on the radio talking about how proud they are to work at McDonald's and how their kids are proud of them too.

"Wednesday"

Wednesday is the day of the week between Tuesday and Thursday. The name comes from the Old English W dnesd g meaning the day of Woden, commonly known as Odin in Modern English. The astrological sign of the planet Mercury represents Wednesday, which was Dies Mercurii to the Romans. In English, this became Woden's Day, since the Roman god Mercury was identified with the Germanic god Woden in northern Europe.
Current Mood: Hightly Carved Love Seat
Current Music: Big Red distributed by WM. Wrigley Jr. Company, Chicago IL
Other entries
» Wally Warhead watches over my notebook
Today was pretty "hot" after sleeping through chem. I learned that without my clock in my car, the headlights and signals don't work which seems kinda strange. I also hear a strange noise coming from the speakers now after tinkering with them. They start pulsating weird even when i don't have the bass up. I have also come to the conclusion the being magical means being bisexual, not entirely sure how that makes sense but in some crazy way i think it works out. Best Buy was evanescent and the park was ephemeral. I now have a new goal of getting up the branch, one day i will make it, whether by ladder or boost or airplane, i'll make it.

"tuesday"

n : the third day of the week; the second working day [syn: Tuesday, Tues]
» Another Day in Paradise
Today has been not too shabby. Woke up, messed around in the car, manual labor with parents, then chilled with liz, kacey, and angie. Went to sonics and got some pretty hot (and by hot i mean cool) cream slushies, then hit some stores, and then got some air pellet guns. Man those guns kick major Lebonese Ass. All those poor fat kids on bikes we saw today got hit. One of them even pointed my car out to his parents so we had to jet to different neighborhoods. We hit people in every hood and then shot up some "jamals" in downtown area. It was when one of the "jamals" started pointed at us that we realized the error of our ways. Later that evening we chilled with Trois at his crib. Now i'm back at my computer, procrastinating on studying for a major test....while eating TRIX yogurt.

Pudgy kids waving to neighbors while riding a bike should look out more, so should little girls walking.
» another day in paradise
today wasn't bad so to say. went to shit school, got a stupid academic pin which me and mike are going to launch into the air, then i forgot the rest of the school day. afterschool, went to the southview play. Nicole, you did a great job but i didn't see any tapdancing like I was informed. Anika, your role was amazing, you should get a Tony for that amazing acting, gosh it was just so inspiring. overall the play wasn't bad, there are many worse movies than it such as: "alien vs. predator," "stuck on you," "gigli," "other ben affleck movies," "an oreck excel vacuum commercial," "land before time four," "land before time 3," "basically all the land before times after the first one."

today i learned that nitric acid really does turn my skin orange and that silver nitrate makes me blacker than i already am.

FUn fact of the day:
all SRO's look alike, but they have different hair and skin color.

advice of the day:
don't sit behing obesely large man who has tendency to let out flactulencies.
» Another Day in Paradise
today was pretty crappy. School: chem teacher taking pedafile pictures of everyone, discussion about painting about two lesbians trying to kill a "bruva" with a sword, random grammer rules. After I came home around four I tried to take a nap. Five mintues into it some punk kids from Berean Baptist Academy ask me if i want to fill a survey and i said no i think. Then ten minutes more into my nap my dad calls asking where i am. then ten more minutes into my nap my mom calls to see if i'm still alive. then fifteen minutes later into my nap my dad calls to say i have to do shit at night. then fifteen minutes more into my nap my mom calls asking for keys to the creepy house. then twenty minutes later my dad calls asking where my mom is even though he could have just called her cell unit. then fifteen minutes later my mom comes home asking me where my keys are even though they've been on the same hook for the past two years. By five thrity my dad called again saying i have to go to the creepy house somehow even though my mom took my keys.

Went to home depot to get cabinets, somehow that expidition took two hours, then at the gym my mom's janitor came and acknowledged me. Then there was an announcement for a person who had a brown, mitsubishi galant with the license plate that said Dookie Day Care.

Fun Fact of the Day:
Berean Baptist Academy is starting to make Jahova's witness' at early ages.
» getcho lighters roll them stickies
today was probably one of the best days i've had in a while. School was boring as fuck but at least there was an assembly third which was boring as hell. Then came test after test after test at school. I had some Honey and Nut Tastioes for lunch, that shit was "bangin." I got to see Jessica after a while so that was cool. She can now get a stick car to move in first gear, Good job!

went to the gime and saw hackman and jorrel. then went to the bell to scrounge some grub. then when i came home my dad was bitching at me about where his cell phone was, it turned out it was right beside him the entire time, he was just too lazy to look sideways (fucking douche).

Fun Fact of the Day:
fort bragg's road signs are really small and suck ass.

Advice of the day:
don't flick off guy when he's honking at you.

Feel better Jessica!
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